Arz kiya hai....
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo
Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai..
Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai
"Honey"
Or
"Sweethear t"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya
1friend:gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.
2friend:kyu kya hua?
1friend:ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 sal ke patni ko deworce manga.
Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.
HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!
thakur our basanti ne rakhi bandhi to kya rista hoga bakawas band kar thakur hath nahi thai mn
bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he
dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga
par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.
Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai...